The Pleiades.

Insemination much? How does this all time out with the release of their next films? Bet she gives birth right around the time of one of their movie releases. can't you just see it on Oprah? I can.

That's my Baby!!!!

God, I hope Katie suffers Postpartum after she gives birth to Jaws!!!!!

Rooster- You ARE the father!

Ok, that was me. Sorry :( tee-hee

yes, katie falls into a nice black depression, maybe she'll even dangle the baby out a window (oh wait, thats someone else) and finally get relief from a high dose o' prozac. her sex drive dies completely as a result and she leaves tom to write a tell all, exposing scientology and tom's secret gay life! and then she turns lesbian (having already done the bed-death thing) and she is finally redeemed. sweet!

If you've lived in LA, Tom's gay life is no secret...

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Get your TomKat spawn shirts here.

I'm not Gay.......Geez you Suck one dick & everyone calls you gay!!!

I hope the baby doesnt suck from the teet--it may become infected with the FUCKING IDIOT VIRUS!!

if a boy: L. Ron Hubbard-Cruise, Esquire

if a girl: Diananetics Cruise

In five years: Tom will be divorced and courting (read: brainwashing) Mary- Kate Olsen.

In five years: Katie will be hooked on Xanax, career in the toilet, dropping the kid off at Tom and Mary-Kate's home every other weekend for reprogramming.

Tears of Eros- Hysterical! Oh.My.God. I actually think you are right.

ONE OF MY DREAMS IS TO DO XANAX WITH KATIE HOLMES!

If she can stay married to Tom for over 5 years and keep it believable, she will get an Oscar just like his last talentless, fugly wife...

nicole kidman DESERVED that oscar, bitch.

I'd like the World of Wonder to read a post on Metafilter by a member who is a neurologist:

The wonderful photo of the grinning Cruise illustrates beautifully the reason why I think this report might not be true, or at the very least, might be premature. Check out his teeth. That's right, Cruise has only three incisors - he was born with a fused, midline incisor. He's had dental work, including reshaping and adult braces, to minimize the abnormal appearance of this tooth - in early photos you'll find he almost never smiles, and when he does you can see that the middle incisor is freakishly wide.

Midline incisor can be a forme fruste of holoprosencephaly, a syndrome which in its more severe manifestions can lead to cyclopia, fusion of the frontal lobes, a primitive proboscis instead of a nose (located above the fusion eyeball), and other grisly abnormalities. [Caution: disturbing medical photographs.]

The babies are usually aborted or stillborn, which if you recall was the fate of Nicole's first couple of preganancies (after the first one, she clammed up about it.)

Further evidence of this heritable trait comes from Cruise's history; his biological father was mildly retarded and beat him severely as a child. Mild retardation, with or without violent behaviors, can also be part of an incomplete holoprosencephaly syndrome.

Amusingly, one of the genes found to be mutated in holoprosencephaly is called sonic hedgehog. It is a human analog of a gene first described in Drosophila fruit flies; embryos with the gene knocked out develop a spiky appearance and are non-viable. More than one gene knockout produced this 'hedgehog' appearance; some wag dubbed this member of the hedgehog family "sonic."

In any event, I suspect Cruise might carry one or even a pair of these holoprosencephaly genes, and if so, this pregnancy might not make it. I hope I'm wrong, though; no matter how you feel about Tom Cruise, genetic diseases really suck.

Amusingly, one of the genes found to be mutated in holoprosencephaly is called sonic hedgehog. It is a human analog of a gene first described in Drosophila fruit flies; embryos with the gene knocked out develop a spiky appearance and are non-viable. More than one gene knockout produced this 'hedgehog' appearance; some wag dubbed this member of the hedgehog family "sonic."

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Holy fuck, a hedgehog baby would soooo fucking rock all ass to the floor.

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