October 5, 2005
Gray's Anatomy
Not surprisingly, a "government faction doesn't want this information out," says a onetime child-developmental psychologist who took an ALF home and lived with it for nine days after the alien tore his dog to pieces during a walk through a forest in Seattle. Frankly, we'd be really upset if our dog was torn to pieces and would definitely not invite the killer home (we speak from experience), but Jonathan Reed figured it was bigger than mere man and his dog. During their week together, Reed and the being with the elongated head and stench of rotting fruit communicated via telepathy. Reed was able to determine that the "gray," as such things are called, respired and had red blood but no speech. Reed said that subsequent tests indicated it had the same number of chromosomes as humans, but nine of the 46 were more like those of dolphins and sea turtles. Curious.
And Rafael Ulloa, from Uruguay, says that spaceships swooped in to save some of the people from the Twin Towers 9/11 massacre. Were those the lucky ones? All will be discussed when like-minded UFO survivors and spotters gather in Lima, Peru, this week for a world extraterrestrial congress. Why Peru?
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Comments
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 5, 2005 2:20 PM
-- Shameless Plug | October 5, 2005 2:35 PM
YEAH for Roo's little side business!!!!
And baby wear too!!!!(for baby chicks who eat messy!)
-- MachineGunShelly | October 5, 2005 3:47 PM
That's not my shit... You obviously don't fucking read. Pay particular attention to the floor sanding t-shirt. Don't get it? Kill your fucking self then...
Those t-shirts blow...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 5, 2005 4:44 PM
I'm getting one too........the're cute...
-- Brit | October 5, 2005 5:14 PM
Yow. The only thing creepier than this is gay Republicans.
-- Bill | October 5, 2005 6:57 PM
I yhough the bbq sauce was a little odd.....
-- MachineGunShelly | October 6, 2005 1:17 AM
You left out the part about the smell coming from their skin as a byproduct of their only source of nutrition: photosynthesis. Also that the head of their armada is Jesus Christ returning to exact revenge on the false prophets that have bastardized his teachings.
-- inSF | October 6, 2005 9:57 AM
Roo's BBQ sauce brings all the boys to the yard and they say it's better thn your's Hell yeah it's better than your's
Sorry I couldn't help it
-- MOM | October 6, 2005 1:05 PM
a onetime child-developmental psychologist
===snip====
Anyone want to venture a guess as to why that job didn't work out for him?