Jackson Shocker! The Kid Is Not His Son (or Daughter)

More disturbing news from the endless source of disturbing news that is Michael Jackson: He is not the biological father of the two children that were born during his three-year marriage to medical assistant Debbie Rowe. This from the mother herself; though she's reportedly bound by a confidentiality agreement (and barred from telling the kids she's their mother, she revealed to an Irish newspaper that Prince Michael, 8, and Paris, 7, were the product of anonymous semen acquired from a sperm bank. "Michael knows the truth, that he is not the natural father," she said. "He has to come clean." Apparently, he already came clean – clean away from her.

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