The Christian Wrong

Jack Nicholson mimic and onetime dreamboy, Christian Slater, was arrested early this morning in Manhattan after a woman whose ass he groped on the corner of 93rd and Third reported him to the police. Courteously, or stupidly, the drunk Slater hung around the scene long enough for the woman to identify him. Slater was arrested on third-degree sexual abuse and is expected to show up later today in Manhattan Criminal Court. Hung over. The recently divorced actor is an old, um, hand at this sort of thing, you'll remember. Back in '97 he spent 90 days in jail for biting a man on the stomach and throwing a cop against a wall during what must have been LA's only really good party that year. The Heathers star is currently appearing on Broadway in The Ass Glass Menagerie. Meanwhile, we're wondering what a woman was doing at 93rd and Third at 2AM if she didn't want Christian Slater grabbing her ass. (Newsday)