May 31, 2005
Snap! Cap
The rehearsals for the opening scene of the Middlesville High School production of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Skidmark" were an astounding success. (Max)
Comments
-- dani darko | May 31, 2005 5:16 PM
tom "big red" smith wished he had opted for the brazilian wax the day before the cartwheel competition...
-- fortinbras | May 31, 2005 5:16 PM
you put your right foot in...
-- alfy, formerly #1 dani n00b | May 31, 2005 5:17 PM
backstage:
"dude, i just sharted, i can't meet Britney now!"
"she won't care, man."
-- Anonymous | May 31, 2005 5:20 PM
I thought I'd have fun at the dance but thanks to Tim, we all had a ball!!
-- Brent | May 31, 2005 5:39 PM
I'm jumpin' jack flash is a gas! gas! gas!
-- Brett | May 31, 2005 6:36 PM
I'm jumpin' jack flash it's a gas! gas! gas!
-- Brett | May 31, 2005 6:39 PM
Jim didnt get the razor this morning becuase his 4 roommates were hogging the bathroom.
-- Doug T | May 31, 2005 7:11 PM
Despite the tattoos and short shorts, Nate was not attracting any of the girls lined up on the other side of the Buddy Cianci Junior High auditorium. But with his newly purchased Invisibilty Sketchers laced tight, Nate was confident that the Spring Harvest Dance would indeed bear fruit, of the boob-touching variety.
-- Matt D. | May 31, 2005 7:33 PM
The ol' banana peel in the moshpit gag turns deadly for one poorly attired concert goer....The full story at 11 here on FOX 5.
-- Anonymous | May 31, 2005 7:38 PM
A redneck displays his intellect.
-- Anonymous | May 31, 2005 9:25 PM
The rehearsals for the opening scene of the Middlesville High School production of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Skidmark" were an astounding success.
-- Max | June 1, 2005 8:07 AM
I just love how animated Southern Bapist church services can get.
-- Anonymous | June 1, 2005 10:18 AM
When never-nudes go streaking, next on Fox!
-- ben | June 1, 2005 11:15 AM
Auditions were held today for the off Broadway show "Prison-Boyz -Dancin" here in NYC.
-- Sam Wagner | June 1, 2005 11:56 AM
"PRISON BOYZ" is looking for hot men who are 18-30. Here's an example of what we're looking for: Muscled, tattooed, stand 5'10" to 6'4", and most importantly hot. Please be able/willing to dance! Be part of a talant/dance revue choreographed for an upcoming OFF BROADWAY SHOW and Club Appearances around NYC area! Bad Boys Welcome (and almost requirement)!!!!!!!!!! Been in prison -- BONUS -- even better! If interested email me with a photo to: Sam@HOTPRISON.PALS.COM If this is you, then this could be your big opportunity!!!
-- sam | June 1, 2005 12:02 PM
The last of all possible 80s revivals captured as self-appointed "outsider" enacts Machio's Karate Kid.
-- aaron | June 1, 2005 12:18 PM
News Flash: Sam is a moron. Developing.
-- Anonymous | June 1, 2005 1:05 PM
"OUCH"
-- sam | June 1, 2005 2:41 PM
Jamie Bell stretches backstage before his debut performance of "Billy Elliot: All Grown Up"