March 8, 2005
Victor Gutierrez
Author, Michael Jackson Was My Lover
1. Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.
Small, fat, ugly Latino, lots of lawsuits, not good in bed, reporter, needs a good female attorney or publisher.
2. If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?
I will go to Neverland, not the ranch, take Jacko and leave him there. Or Thailand. Whatever makes him more satisfied.
3. Who plays you in the movie?
It has to be Danny de Vito. Bratt Pitt is little bit lighter than I am.
4. Who do you go to for advice?
If I get a lawsuit, an attorney. The Dalai Lama doesn´t respond to my emails. And I don´t understand what the pope tells me.
5. What makes you cry?
Dust in my eyes.
Comments
-- Andy Dick | March 9, 2005 5:12 PM
God help u Victor Guiterrez, cuz hell is hot.
-- Ekua | June 7, 2005 8:50 AM
This is the time you lost Gutierrez, now you have to pay Jackson what you own him, and very soon
He he he he he he
-- Ricoh | June 14, 2005 12:22 AM
Mr.Gutierrez,
Glad someone in this town has the balls to face up to Jackson's fantasy world... the film version is much anticipated! HW
-- Harvey W. | September 12, 2005 4:47 PM
All I can say is wow! Look out Mikey, your gonna be
bent over in a strange angle with Bubba after this shit hits the fan!
Good Job Gutierrez. It's making it's way all over Hollywood's fag community.
A/D