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Those racks have some nice girls on them! (dave)



Party Monster Documentary

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and... the best part is.... they don't talk!

-- madmoham | July 26, 2005 4:50 PM

Kim Catrall reveals this week that Mannequin 2:Yep, There's More, has begun filming in Joliet, Illinois.

-- Sugar | July 26, 2005 4:59 PM

The Landers sisters send their care package to the troops in Iraq.

-- pillpop | July 26, 2005 5:02 PM

Mommy... Jill smells like grandpa's breath again!

-- CondeNasty | July 26, 2005 5:05 PM

Following the huge success of "Hello Kitty", Sanrio is announcing their new product line, to be called "Hello Pussy".

-- youmustbitemenow | July 26, 2005 5:05 PM

Rumors have been confirmed - Victoria's Secret will be sponsoring the History Channel's latest documentary on the women of Auschwitz.

-- m4rk | July 26, 2005 5:06 PM

Hillary Clinton's closet exposed! Rev. Jesse Jackson has been called in for damage control. (AP)

-- soup | July 26, 2005 5:09 PM

Oh, that room? No, you can't go in there. The pad-lock? Yeah, Ben keeps it real.

-- ben | July 26, 2005 5:16 PM

In order to keep the costomers from tying out the merchandise it is important that they are stacked too close for comfort.

-- Plastic Lover | July 26, 2005 5:20 PM

MJ overcompensates.

-- Shiner | July 26, 2005 5:33 PM

The lack of movement, the bored expression, the exorbitant price tag... They're almost too real.

-- Matt D. | July 26, 2005 5:41 PM

Coffee break time at the Nike factory.

-- Anonymous | July 26, 2005 6:45 PM

Despite massive community protests, the Richard Speck Museum opened today on schedule.

-- dps | July 26, 2005 7:10 PM

dead hooker storage: Rent now and beat the holiday rush.

-- you can't kill the rooster | July 26, 2005 7:54 PM

"Didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes!"

-- Norm MacDonald | July 26, 2005 8:14 PM

Finally Mia, Finding the key had gained entrance into "Woody's Forbidden John.....!"

-- Shea | July 26, 2005 8:20 PM

where's the beef?

-- dani darko | July 26, 2005 8:39 PM

Shipped to you in as little as 2 days!

-- Anonymous | July 26, 2005 9:01 PM

Where mail order brides come from....

-- Max | July 27, 2005 7:53 AM

Well, hellllloooooo, ladies. Which one of you fine lookin babes wants to go on a date?

-- Anonymous | July 27, 2005 8:00 AM

Buffalo Bill's broom closet

-- jonno | July 27, 2005 9:44 AM

These lovely Latex cuties are the latest JAPANESE
invention-- complete with a realistic Pussy for their small cocks..

What do u expect from a country so uniform it creates all kinds of rebellion and decadence just to be different...

Bukkakke
Skat
....

All started in Japan--

-- WestsideSmooth | July 27, 2005 9:56 AM

Oh Oh, it's the Bukkake guy! I hope he doesn't pick me again.

-- Scott [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 27, 2005 11:11 AM

Over 75 are reported dead after the largest case of yellow fever this country has seen in years.

-- Alex | July 27, 2005 11:12 AM

Now THAT's a lot of latex toes.

-- YUTZ | July 27, 2005 11:13 AM

".......well, the rent is really *cheap*!......"

-- Amy Zitzer | July 27, 2005 11:14 AM

And just when they thought the Karl Rove scandal was about to settle down...

-- Jacob | July 27, 2005 11:15 AM

Love hotel room size lower limits explored using life size dolls. A spokesman stated that so far test subjects have responded positibly to increased proximity and these new tests are designed to see how far close things can get before enjoyment is reduced by limited movement rather than enhanced by the intimate atmosphere of the small rooms.

-- ogo | July 27, 2005 11:20 AM

This is the result of China's "one child only" policy. Families realized too late that killing all girl children would lead to this.

-- majella77 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 27, 2005 11:21 AM

Everybody wants to be apart of something....

-- OverXposure | July 27, 2005 11:21 AM

Direct from Paradise: The Blessed Martyr 72 Virgin Multipack

-- Paul | July 27, 2005 11:21 AM

[as an inspirational poster]
Togetherness. Everybody wants to be apart of something.

-- OverXposure | July 27, 2005 11:24 AM

Welcome to the Barbie Family Tomb. As you see, they preserve well.

-- LMN | July 27, 2005 11:25 AM

Pinocchio's REAL wish finally came true...

-- Dave D. | July 27, 2005 11:26 AM

Got Wood?

-- Mitch | July 27, 2005 11:26 AM

giggity giggity giggity goo
allll riigghht

-- Eric Bostrom | July 27, 2005 11:27 AM

...and then when I'm done, I throw them in here.

-- raoul | July 27, 2005 11:27 AM

I'll take the blonde. :)

-- Dave Goodman | July 27, 2005 11:29 AM

In this mockup one can clearly see the space-saving benefits of the proposed all-female submarine crew.

-- Frank | July 27, 2005 11:29 AM

People for the Ethical Treatment of Asians is going to have a field day with this.

-- John Mortan | July 27, 2005 11:30 AM

And the first Wal-mart was built in the town of Stepford today....

-- Rowandoll | July 27, 2005 11:33 AM

"We do admit that the bunkhouses are a little crowded here at Plastic Lolita Summer Camp..."

-- Taper Wickel | July 27, 2005 11:34 AM

Japanese hotels suck.

-- Jason Sweeney | July 27, 2005 11:35 AM

extras from the sequel "The Stepford Mistresses"

-- Sarah | July 27, 2005 11:37 AM

"Hello, Dolly!"
"Hello, Kitty!"

-- Kristin MacDougall | July 27, 2005 11:38 AM

It's sort of a philosophical question: "When the photographer says 'Don't move!' to a group of mannequins with spreaded legs, does it make any sound and for what price will the kitty figurine in the corner be sold on ebay.jp next week??"

-- EvilBernd | July 27, 2005 11:38 AM

Gosh, I just don't have anybody to wear!

-- Sarah | July 27, 2005 11:38 AM

"Hello, Dolly!"
"Hello, Kitty!"

-- Kristin MacDougall | July 27, 2005 11:39 AM

mind if I squeeze in?

-- chris | July 27, 2005 11:39 AM

1. 'Damn, where did I leave the lube?'

2. 'Has anyone seen my Aibo?'

3. This is the room shown to salarymen to assure their loyalty to the corporation.

4. Combined, they still have a higher IQ than Jessica Simpson.

-- Taco Jack | July 27, 2005 11:40 AM

Highschool sleepovers in Tokyo just aren't the same.

-- Sarah | July 27, 2005 11:41 AM

A room of long-lost memories.

-- Miguel | July 27, 2005 11:43 AM

"I call top bunk!!!!"

-- Mary | July 27, 2005 11:44 AM

Creative gets desperate in it's attempt to overtake Apple as the leading manufacturer of mp3 players.

-- Geeky Tech Guy | July 27, 2005 11:45 AM

Creative gets desperate in its attempt to overtake Apple as the leading manufacturer of mp3 players.

-- Geeky Tech Guy | July 27, 2005 11:45 AM

An attempt at beating the world's record of The Most Dummies in One Room, currently held by George W. Bush and his fellow associates.

-- Sarah | July 27, 2005 11:47 AM

11 AM Thai Doll Brothel

-- hunter | July 27, 2005 11:48 AM

Schindler's List XXX: The kinky side of the story...

-- Carlos Pacheco | July 27, 2005 11:52 AM

A raid by state investigators revealed a "wish-list" collection of wives in the home of an apparently deprived member of the Fundementalist Latter-Day Saints.

-- Hiro Protagonist | July 27, 2005 11:55 AM

(in unison)
Me love you long time
Me love you long time
Me love you long time
Me love you long time
Me love you long time
Me love you long time
Me love you long time
Me love you long time
Me love you long time
Me love you long time

-- chaos | July 27, 2005 12:01 PM

Brother D'oh said the comet would arrive today.

-- ravenboy | July 27, 2005 12:01 PM

That's the problem with CostCo, you have to buy in bulk

-- Roger | July 27, 2005 12:02 PM

Mmmmmm... Nothing like the smell of freshly baked whores cooling....

-- ubermunch | July 27, 2005 12:03 PM

marketers ready to make money in preperation for the movie "the corpse bride"

-- hunter | July 27, 2005 12:03 PM

"$5, same as in town."

-- foobie | July 27, 2005 12:06 PM

And you thought your dorms were crowded.

-- Nate | July 27, 2005 12:08 PM

Damn Gretchen, quit waving them damn funk-ass blankets!

-- notorious G.A.Y. | July 27, 2005 12:08 PM

The Japanese Heaven's Gate cult successfully catches comet.

-- Java Joe | July 27, 2005 12:13 PM

"Its fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A !!!"

-- chaos | July 27, 2005 12:15 PM

"ok ladies the controls are set, in 25 years we will wake up on planet Dave and it will feel like only moments have passed"

-- dave himself | July 27, 2005 12:16 PM

"One Hello Kitty to rule them all..."

-- GardenStateGator | July 27, 2005 12:18 PM

Who farted?

-- david | July 27, 2005 12:33 PM

the grand parade of lifeless packaging, all ready to use!

-- bilbous | July 27, 2005 12:34 PM

Wow, the Tokyo living-space crunch has gotten really severe: look at how the prostitutes are forced to take naps.

-- Andy | July 27, 2005 12:34 PM

Those racks have some nice girls on them!

-- dave | July 27, 2005 12:39 PM

"For $200 you to can sample the latest in modern Japanese micro-tel accomodation. 100%Satisfaction All the Time is Guaranteed for You and Your Esteemed Ancestors. No Smorking.

Gracefullness, The Management."

-- skechada | July 27, 2005 12:39 PM

Soon-Yi accidentally walks in on Woody's secret closet -- putting an end to years of speculation and curiosity...

-- Bryan | July 27, 2005 12:42 PM

"Soylent Green is under-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaage!"

-- BeerGrin | July 27, 2005 12:42 PM

And so, brought to life after her creator wished upon a star, Pinochietta's quest for the boy with the longest 'nose' began

-- ess | July 27, 2005 12:46 PM

Japanese pimps went to great lengths to squeeze every Yen/Square Meter of their whore houses..

-- Joe | July 27, 2005 12:46 PM

OH, no. I am in the clone room.

-- momable | July 27, 2005 12:52 PM

Why wasn't I invited to the slumber party?

-- Amber | July 27, 2005 12:53 PM

"They're coming"! On set at the filming of the latest remake of 'Invasion of the Booty Snatchers'!

-- nick23 | July 27, 2005 12:57 PM

"in other news, health authorities raided a local Chinese resturant today only to discover that General Tso wasn't exactly serving chicken."

-- dock | July 27, 2005 12:59 PM

Soo... The mattress pad comes with the doll?

-- Il-Palazza | July 27, 2005 1:04 PM

Ira Einhorn's storage locker on his recent trip to Japan.

More on the Unicorn Killer visit

http://www.crimelibrary.com/classics/einhorn/

-- Krystal Dawn | July 27, 2005 1:05 PM

Green River Killer's closet if he could have kept one....this is just creepy...eeewwww

-- Wanda | July 27, 2005 1:21 PM

Colonyship AKAMARU
subprocess coldsleep bunk 5-20-467 crewtype "comfort girls" #7
=> contingent: arrival at Zeta Reticuli 5 >>> matched
=> action: unfreeze
now in progress...

-- Julian Morrison | July 27, 2005 1:28 PM

This is actually the largest suite in the Tokyo Ramada Inn.

-- Tim M | July 27, 2005 1:29 PM

See, Mom. I am NOT GAY just because I like to play with dolls!!!

-- Anonymous | July 27, 2005 1:31 PM

You know, Bob, I think I will pass on this one. I would like to bid on Showcase #2.

-- Anonymous | July 27, 2005 1:33 PM

My guhls so populah on wohld of wondah, think how well they sell in youh stoah!

-- spuntothehub | July 27, 2005 1:40 PM

When you wish a porn a star...

-- doughnut | July 27, 2005 1:40 PM

"Fidelio."

-- Great Pumpkin | July 27, 2005 1:41 PM

Much to the surprise of Apple, the ipod really does turn people into mindless zombies.

-- doughnut | July 27, 2005 1:42 PM

All I need is Suzy Skintight and my entire collection will be complete! I leave this set on their original shelving - I have another set that I play wiht . . .

-- Overmonk | July 27, 2005 1:43 PM

And the latest addition to Epcot, "A Tribute to the sex-slave trade!", will feature animatronics and life-like surroundings...

-- q | July 27, 2005 1:52 PM

It was only then, walking into his rec-room, that it was clear Timmy hadn't been completley honest with me regarding the master-card advances.

-- Den | July 27, 2005 1:58 PM

"These are our utility models. As you can see they've been modeled after underaged asian girls. They assemble easlily, maintenance is low and can be used for either sweatshop or prostitution usage"

-- Radmon | July 27, 2005 2:03 PM

Stay tuned for The Real World, this year set in a Japanese apartment building!

-- John Harris | July 27, 2005 2:32 PM

Jeffrey realized that he was going to need more leg room when the fifth shelf filled up.

-- Some wag | July 27, 2005 2:38 PM

If this picture gets you tingly in your naughty parts... then... you are just pathetic!

-- Anonymous | July 27, 2005 2:46 PM

omg, 102 contestants!

-- ss s | July 27, 2005 2:50 PM

and no one mentioned the girl with the big thighs!

-- captain obviouse | July 27, 2005 3:00 PM

FISH!
thank god, i was getting hungry.

-- egg | July 27, 2005 3:39 PM

China, 2007.

-- Devin | July 27, 2005 3:44 PM

Joy Divison

-- Ian Curtis | July 27, 2005 3:46 PM

....and you thought dorm rooms in the US were small....

-- Mono Diablo Loco | July 27, 2005 3:56 PM

Beer delivery, where should i put the keg?

-- Scott | July 27, 2005 4:07 PM

Dozens paralyzed in tragic explosion at Botox/Lingerie factory!!

-- Derek | July 27, 2005 4:24 PM

Ghost in the Shell 3... Sin

-- Jennifer | July 27, 2005 4:35 PM

konichi-WHAT THE F**K??!?!

-- Nafets Oklap | July 27, 2005 4:57 PM

eenie, meenie, minee, moe. catch a dolly by her toe. if she hollers, let her go. eenie, meenie, minee, moe. my mother said to choose this one, but i did wrong and chose this one.

-- Anonymous | July 27, 2005 4:58 PM

Attempts to produce an asian version of Ann Coulter continue...

-- Sticky Nutz | July 27, 2005 5:05 PM


While certainly some lower species may consider it extraordinary, Galactic Emperor Gert, Supreme Lord of the Galaxy, Ruler of the Known Universe, Currently on Vacation (Not to be Disturbed), considered his hand-luggage fairly well stacked and packed.

-- jay vaughan | July 27, 2005 5:20 PM

*Exact* replica of a high school guy's sorority fantasy.

-- robtuse | July 27, 2005 5:45 PM

"I hope I am not next"

-- cathy | July 27, 2005 6:19 PM

"What do you mean there's no granny model???!"

-- kas | July 27, 2005 6:38 PM

Lil' Musa's fantasy

-- dan | July 27, 2005 7:10 PM

"As a complete entertainment center, the next generation Xbox replaces more than just your current video game console and DVD player."

-- Alex | July 27, 2005 7:10 PM

Ladies in wanton-ing.

-- Jim | July 27, 2005 7:53 PM


Buchenwald Barbie.


I immediately thought of this photo

-- bodkin | July 27, 2005 8:04 PM


Arrrgh. No anchors allowed.

http://fcit.coedu.usf.edu/holocaust/gallery/74607.htm

-- bodkin | July 27, 2005 8:07 PM

Wow, do you know how many barrels of molasses you can get for them?

-- extra88 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 27, 2005 8:27 PM

I'll take the whole left side of the menu...

-- timomo | July 27, 2005 9:24 PM

And as you can see, we can now fit twice as many immigrants as before!

-- California Will | July 27, 2005 9:43 PM

"Welcome to the Heaven's Gate Experience here at Tokyo Disneyland/"

-- Bob | July 28, 2005 1:04 AM

After the Prayer Breakfast, Ashcroft was escorted to the most popular room at the Cedars.

-- peter | July 28, 2005 1:13 AM

I knew overpopulation was a problem over there.

-- Shawn | July 28, 2005 1:52 AM

"When you said you had some skeletons in your closet, I didn't think you actually meant..."

-- Catboy | July 28, 2005 2:04 AM

Find the ten subtle differences.

-- frusp | July 28, 2005 2:08 AM

Hey, check out the racks on those girls! (Er, I mean the girls on those racks.)

-- B. Baltimore Brown | July 28, 2005 7:26 AM

I see DOLL People.......

-- homer j sipson | July 28, 2005 9:18 AM

Tuna anybody?

-- Joe Nobody | July 28, 2005 9:27 AM

they include a warning on lower back tattoo- do not use as infratable device

-- dumdum | July 28, 2005 10:05 AM

All we are the Bush twins, Amy Carter & RuPaul and our experiment can begin.

-- UncleHorns | July 28, 2005 10:12 AM

Bukkake Event, Beijing '08

-- sTp | July 28, 2005 11:01 AM

Dont play with me boy

-- Semen Prostyakov blog | July 28, 2005 11:23 AM

Now who laugh at Hello Kitty? Nobody, that who!

-- Don | July 28, 2005 3:32 PM

Rackem' Stackem' Fembots!

-- PJH | July 28, 2005 4:51 PM

All dolled up and nowhere to go.

-- PJH | July 28, 2005 4:53 PM

The budget for Big Brother series 327 was much less than they were expecting.

-- Mr Ed | July 28, 2005 5:00 PM

Scene found in a shipping container entering the Port of Los Angeles.

-- Guppy06 | July 28, 2005 5:05 PM

All dolled up and no place to ho.

-- PJH | July 28, 2005 5:50 PM

Ghost in the Shelves

-- frank | July 28, 2005 7:59 PM

"Well, they did say it was the cheapest backpackers in town"

-- Rusty | July 28, 2005 8:03 PM

could you people be any less humourous?

-- miles | July 28, 2005 9:56 PM

"But I paid for Business Class!!"

-- MtnMan | July 29, 2005 9:46 PM

is this the Family Plots audition?

-- rider | August 1, 2005 6:42 AM

Mr. President...
we're gonna need another "Laura" doll.

-- Sass | August 2, 2005 7:18 PM

angler predicated!adverbial:largeness poisoner ... Thanks!!!

-- Anonymous | February 2, 2007 4:21 PM

hillside cannel pursed Handel Mahayanist trapping pounced

-- Anonymous | February 4, 2007 7:47 AM

snafu deployments bluntest!remark probabilities achievement:...

-- Anonymous | April 26, 2007 1:32 PM

soul conflagration saucepan procedural aniline wit?percentile

-- Anonymous | April 26, 2007 6:35 PM

piteous.stag loyal tunneled Alps!locations:.

-- Anonymous | May 17, 2007 10:26 AM

gnaw sedan stations,producing teaming disputing munching - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!

-- Anonymous | May 28, 2007 9:21 AM

He performed the kiss of life vigorously, knowing full well it was too late.

-- Meaty | July 21, 2007 11:57 PM

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