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July 26, 2005

CSI: Creature Scene Investigation

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The latest sighting of sasquatch, affectionately known as Bigfoot, occurred one night early this month in the Yukon, when residents of Teslin heard crackling branches and saw a large human-like figure run by a house, leaving large footprints and tufts of hair. This time, the hair will be retrieved and run through DNA testing to determine if the creature is a primate or not. The hairy upright has been a legend in the mountains of western Canada and the US since before Europeans settled the area. University of Alberta wildlife geneticist, David Coltman, who will perform the test, said that scientists have catalogued the DNA of most of the large animals living in the Yukon, like bears and bison, and he will compare Bigfoot's DNA against those. "If sasquatch is indeed a primate," he said, "then we would expect the sample to be closer to humans or chimpanzees or gorillas." Test results will be released Thursday. (Yahoo)



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does the attached picture mean that ashlee simpson is bigfoot?

-- Anonymous | July 26, 2005 8:27 PM

No, Ashlee isn't bigfoot, she's fatass

-- sdoo | July 27, 2005 11:01 AM

Everytime i see Ashley Simpson, I think of smelly feet. And why does her sister have that weird neck? Much like Blair's cousin Gerri.

-- littleboyblue | July 27, 2005 11:11 AM

Hey. That is not funny. Please don't make fun of me or people like me. I am not a joke. I am real. I have feelings. In the 80's when I was a guest star on The Facts of Life, many people made fun of me and my disablitiy. My neck is broke. Jessica Simpson doesn't have a neck like mine.

-- Geri Jewel | July 27, 2005 11:16 AM

Hey Geri - You were always my favorite comedienne! Despite what Blair said!!

-- Anonymous | July 27, 2005 12:44 PM

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