Peeping Tom

Curious about Tom Sizemore's homemade porn? Hey, if ex-girlfriend Heidi Fleiss can make bucks for fucks, why can't Tom ask for a couple of dollars? Our pal Alex Sharkey drops a dollar or two to find out why he shouldn't:

Class act, Tom Sizemore. On his new website, the co-star of Saving Private Ryan and Black Hawk Down is streaming his home porn videos. The results are like a truly horrific carcrash – grotesque and yet bizarrely mesmerizing. Watch as his belly bursts out of his too-small sportswear while he's tossing his date's salad, and thrill to him whining that, "because the system took all my money, I got a million and change left." Not content with sluicing what's left of his career down the toilet, he's also asking to get his chops busted next time he goes out. "Hey LAPD," he says into the camera, flipping the bird. "One more time, I want to make this really clear... Fuck you!" Way to send out an APB, Tom! Keep some Vaseline in the car, you're going to need it soon.

– Alexander Sharkey

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