Posted by: Stephen Saban contact

Celebrities at Large

Celebrities, they're just like you and me. Take Tori Spelling for example. Two nights ago, she was holding up the line in front of me at the 3rd & La Brea Trader Joe's while she tore through her purse trying to find a credit card that wasn't maxed out. She kept pulling out different cards, and kept getting the same result – and then giggling and loudly wondering why she kept getting declined. I do the same exact thing when my card gets turned down, but I'm not heir to a ginormous pile of money, so it's a little more pathetic and a lot less cutesy.

On the plus side, the former miss Donna Martin looked way better than I expected her to – but by "better" I mean "like a skeleton wrapped in moldy grey canvas, with a nose that would make Michael Jackson cringe." Oh, and she was carrying something called a "Balenciaga" that made my girlfriend
start talking about Christmas presents. Apparently those things cost like a grand, so I guess that's where all the food money went.

– Chris May

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