Today I received a birthday card from Michael Alig. This is shocking for many reasons. For one thing, in the 20 years I have known him, this is the first time he has ever acknowledged my birthday. He's hosted birthday parties for me, and never said "happy birthday." With Michael, you're lucky to get a "hello, how are you." Fascinating guy, but let's face it: He's a little self-absorbed (says I). So this is big. No, really. I'm wondering if nine years in the big house has changed him. Will we see a new Michael Alig next April? A kinder, gentler Michael? Or will he be peeing on your pantleg and pouring vomit in your Red Bull at his welcome-home party?