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well hung the Romanovs Rasputin historical penises

When you see his pickled penis in a jar, it’s easy to understand why the mad monk Rasputin held such power over the Empress Alexandra and the ladies of the Romanov court. Even allowing for the shrinkage caused by pickling, it’s still quite a handful. Hubba hubba– amiriite, ladies? It’s on display at the newly opened Museum of Erotica in St. Petersburg, Russia, and you know, I’ve always fancied a trip to St. Petersburg. I’m not sure if visitors to the museum are allowed to ride the exhibits, but I think I’d like to find out.


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