And Now for a Cody Simpson Update

The 14-year-old wanna-Beiber arrived at the Breaking Dawn premiere in LA Monday looking, well, let’s just say that for the first time I didn’t want to put my boot in his face. The Aussie sensation was promoting his new line of holiday toys for Toys R Us, including two dolls.  “I’m really excited for the release of my doll at Toys R Us this holiday season!” he said. “When things like this start to happen for an artist, you know that your career is moving in the right direction. I’m truly thankful for all of my fans. Without them, opportunities like this do not exist.” And just like that, I want to put my boot in his face again. So, apparently there are two basic Cody dolls available for pre-sale NOW — one with a Gold Coast tee and khakis, and the other wearing a denim jacket and black pants. Yes, I’m getting the denim jacket version. Whatever. Don’t judge me. There’s also a heart-shaped Cody Simpson pillow and a life-size stand-up poster. Just putting it out there. (via Just Jared Jr)

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