Everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed brat, Lil’ Poundcake, the doll created by Alaska Thunderfuck during a Drag Race minichallenge, is now available for purchase. It’s like Chucky, but MORE EVIL.
Now, the untamable, sinister beauty pageant princess can be yours — in doll form. Alaska is selling talking Lil’ Poundcake dolls for 50 clams; they come with pose-able middle fingers, a removable skirt (scandalous), a mini-tiara, and a pre-stained pink boa. If you’re not sold, check out this Kawaii commercial for the talking Poundcake doll exclusively on Billboard.
She speaks when her stomach is pressed, saying things like, “You’re not my dad and you never will be,” “My name’s Lil’ Poundcake and I’m a straight-up mother—ing d–k pig,” and “Ouch! You squeezed me really hard.”
Get yours NOW at AlaskaThunderfuck.com – LIMITED SUPPLY
Watch the commercial featuring Alaska, Raja, and Jiggly below.
“Buy One or Die”