Prince William was born to steal the spotlight from Harry. Just as I was writing this royal condom post, it was announced that The Duchess of Cambridge, just gave birth to a baby boy, fourth in line to the throne ahead of Harry…
To back up a bit, I have a giant display case filled with oddities as well as some celebrity souvenirs (like a bounced check from Courtney Love.) In it are a small collection of paper plates commemorating Charles & Diana‘s 1981 nuptials. They must have sold jillions of this mug because they were made for William & Kate‘s Royal Wedding in 2011, but they feature a picture of Kate & HARRY (Made in Asia. All white men look alike, but not all of us have red hair?)
Anyway, what better way to honor Harry & Meghan‘s modern wedding than royal rubbers? Crown Jewel Heritage Condoms no less. They come in a box which plays God Save the Queen AND The Star Spangled Banner when opened.
Maybe not what Meghan had in mind when she thought,
“Someday my Prince will come…“
Or maybe it was? Their royal wedding is Saturday, May 19th so get those orders in for the honeymoon, unless you are planning on a Prince or Princess (or a Queen) next February.
(Photo, YouTube; via Metro UK)