So I got into work this morning and found this sordid bit of family dysfunction in my inbox (t/y Johnno).
It’s a heartwarming tale of a mother, a son, and a world of f*cked up.
Basically, Mother sees son naked, son has bizarro ‘J’ shaped cock. Mother decides that the only way to correct this is through ‘massage therapy’.
And by massage therapy I mean getting tugged off by your mum for literally hours a day.
And I quote; “we have set the length of the sessions accordingly, which is 3
ejaculations before we both are agreeable that it is a good time to
call it quits for the sessions”
ViceBlog link HERE
And the original forum posting HERE (it’s 34 pages of gold!)