A Magical Holiday Star Sighting!

SPL444143_006JAMES ST JAMES: So I heard you had a VERY EXCITING star sighting the other day!

STEVEN CORFE: I did! Patrick Schwarzenegger, with Maria Shriver in tow!

Omg, That IS fabulous! Where were you?

Barneys in Beverly Hills.

Of course you were. I’m thinking that’s probably a REALLY GOOD place to spot celebrities this time of year. 

Well don’t you find that every time you go, you see someone?

It’s true. So tell me, tell me: What did he look like? Was he handsome?

SUUUUUUUUPER handsome. And I don’t normally go for the twinky types, so that’s saying a lot. Kind of a douchey vibe though.

Really? Oh dear. Any gay vibe at ALL?

Our eyes DID meet… but sparks did not fly.

So he was Christmas shopping…

He was in the men’s shoe department.

Shopping for himself?

No. He said in a really whiny, teenage voice “Mooooooom, we gotta shop for Katherine!” And as I said, Maria was in tow, and all bent over and looking harried…

As she does…

And she said “Men’s shoes for Katherine?”

Who do you suppose Katherine is?

I googled it immediately. It’s his sister.

Ah. Yes. More importantly, Maria looked like crap, you say?

Well…. Lovely hair, of course, but a bit stressed, I’d say. Typical “mom-at-Christmas” vibe.

Stars: They’re just like us! And what did you end up buying?

A little scarf for my mother. But don’t print that! She’ll see it!

Your mum is a big WOW Report reader?

Avid… (we all laugh)

Well thank you very much for your story, Steven. Very exciting stuff. Merry Christmas.

Related

#DragQueenProblems: Jodie Harsh Dishes on Pissing While Tucked, Posing, Nails, & Bearded Queens

#DragQueenProblems

Jodie Harsh answers the queens questions on #DragQueenProblems! This weeks topics include going to the ladies room in drag, posing for the camera in ... Watch Now

Mimi Imfurst: New Podcast ‘Listen Queen’ Comedy Queens Vs Pageant Girls with Philly Drag Queen Bev

Listen-Queen-Mimi-Imfurst

Mimi Imfurst has started her own podcast called Listen Queen, and Philadelphia drag queen Bev sits down to discuss comedy queens vs pageant girls in ... Watch Now