A LITTLE DRUNK…

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Just when you thought celebrity adoptions couldn’t get more f*cked up…

Amy Winehouse is apparently looking to adopt some poor little sod.

After finding out that hubby Blake Fielder-Civil got some chick knocked-up in rehab, Winehouse is now planning to adopt a kid in St. Lucia and make the Caribbean island her permanant base.

NME reports that “Friends are apparently trying to persuade Winehouse not to adopt”…

NO SHIT!

If anyone can think of a worse candidate for potential proxy-parent then let me know.

So far the only ones can think of are Joseph Fritzl or the zombie corpse of Janis Joplin.

God I love the Winehouse, she completes me.





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