A JSJ Investigative Report: Louis Tomlinson, Everybody’s B*tch

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Note what’s happening in that first series of gifs, as Niall surreptitiously touches Louis’ hand and lets it linger for a second or two, only to be rebuffed. The look on Louis’ face tells it all. Some serious shit has gone down between these two. They have a history, and I don’t think it ended well. Compare it with the playful poking in the second series of gifs between Louis and Liam. Really look at what’s happening in each frame: The touch, the rub, the tickle. What I see here is a warm, post-coital familiarity that suggests they might just have something special going on between them.

And that last gif, well, that just sums up Louis in a nutshell, doesn’t it? “LOOK AT ME! I’M THE LUCKIEST BOY IN THE WORLD!”

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Two more VERY SPECIAL gifs AFTER THE JUMP

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