50 Shades of Yawn

Channing Tatum has put himself on the block to play Christian Grey in the lame-ass 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. I’m assuming many a hot Hollywood hunk will want this role because A) It’s an easy paycheck in a big way (sure to bring in the big bucks) and B) What straight dude wouldn’t want this role? Personally, dude doesn’t do much for my loins, but I suppose he would be fine in this role. But honestly? Bring on Joe Manganiello and every single woman (and man) in the world will see this film, shitty script or not. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)