Forget the fact that you hate the song and the girl is wearing her undergarments incorrectly. Instead, focus on Whopper Jr rockin' out on the couch over there. Then wait for it... wait for it... and WHAAAAT? It's like you stumbled upon an outtake from Gummo that was deemed too disturbing. "WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?" you'll scream at the monitor, and "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" I am so disturbed right now, I need a Xanax. Does anyone have a Xanax?