Ridiculous, of course, and over the top, and completely random, with absolutely nothing to do with the song, but we wouldn't have it any other way, would we? The song grows on you, too, I promise. It's Elton John doing country & western and it builds to a nice, thundering crescendo. They can't all be "Bad Romances," you know, so this will do until "Hair" comes along later this year. Just one thing, though: What is up with that asinine umlaut? I don't think it means what you think it means, hon.