In New York today, a woman paid $1,200 to have an aerial advertising agency fly over Wall Street with a banner that read "THANKS FOR THE DOWNGRADE. YOU SHOULD ALL BE FIRED" (top). In Manchester, England, a Subway owner posted "DUE TO THE IMMINENT COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE CLOSING AT 6PM TONIGHT" (middle). And Boy Culture found this gem: "IN CASE OF FIRE EXIT BUILDING BEFORE TWEETING ABOUT IT" (bottom). Indeed, the end is nigh.