Posted by: James St. James contact

First Look: Anne Hathaway's Catwoman

Holy Ghost of Halle Berry, Batman, what kind of whatthefuckery is THIS? It's my every fear about Anne Hathaway in one picture. She's not sleek. She's not sexy. She's not feline, she's canine. It's true. She's a Border Collie. A total Border Collie. And that outfit! It's all LOOSE. Click on the image to enlarge, and YOU'LL SEE! The leather puckers and sags and bunches up at the neck and shoulders! It's ALL WRONG. I get that they wanted to get away from the patent leather camp of Michelle Pfeiffer's outfit, but blech. And DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HER RAVER GOGGLES. No really, I can't even process the horror. Somebody please talk me off the ledge. Tell me Christopher Nolan hasn't lost his damn mind. Tell me Anne will be just fine. 



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