On Days of Our Lives, young Will Horton sure seems to be spending a lot of time defending the town homo, Sonny. Yet he remains willfully obtuse about his budding anal desires, and seems perfectly happy playing kissy-face with his dreary Latina girlfriend, Gabby. And yes, I know these seem like the EXACT same screen caps that I publish every week, but apparently the fictional town of Salem only has five fake bushes, and poor Chandler Massey only has two expressions: Wounded and blank. PICK UP THE PACE, DAYS. I'm losing my erection interest in this storyline already!