Logan Lerman's hair, you guys. His HAIR. I just. I can't. It's wrong. He looks like Rumer Willis. It totally cancels out the fact that he appears to be in head-to-toe leather. And Logan Lerman in head-to-toe leather is something that I've always wanted to see. The other thing that has me just hypnotized is Orlando Bloom. Forget the fact that he is suddenly A MAN. A grown MAN! And how did THAT happen? Just last week he was a twink who would have had Logan's role. Now he looks like Basil Rathbone at the end of his career. And is that...? Is that a pearl drop attached to his mustache? Is his mustache wearing an earring? A mustachering? Was that a thing? A 17th century hipster affectation? If so, I love it. Maybe. If it's just a perspective issue, and it's really just an earring I'm going to be DEV-A-STATED. I'd already started growing my mustache and bid on some dangly pearl drop earrings on eBay. What do you think: Is it beard jewelry or just an earring at a weird angle? And are you going to see The Three Muskateers when it comes out?