Last night's Game of Thrones featured some of the most startling perversions yet. Just as we've grown complacent with dwarf orgies and Dothraki anal, we're introduced to a very fancy knight with a penchant for shaving men's armpits, Catelyn's weird sister Lysa who's still suckling her seven-year-old son, and we get an eyeful of Theon Greyjoy's handsome penis. BEST. EPISODE. YET. NSFW screen caps after the jump.