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Breaking News: Matt Prokop cuts his hair!

Who? Oh, I don't know. The kid from High School Musical 3. I think he was on the basketball team. Yeah. He had big floppy boy-bangs. And he was on an episode of The Office once, if that helps. But he's a big deal in middle school circles, I can assure you of THAT. My niece has a poster of him above her bed. I think. Anyway, he got a haircut for some made-for-TV movie he's doing called Geek Charming. He's supposed to be a geek, see. You can tell by the haircut. *ROLLS EYES.* Anyway, while ordinarily a Z-list actor getting a haircut wouldn't be enough to warrant a BREAKING NEWS headline, I really wanted to call attention to the dreamy expression on his face and his sad little eyes and the way his eyebrows slope downwards and his pretty red lips and, well, just HIS WHOLE VISAGE IN GENERAL, you know, because my God I could skullfuck that face. He looks like a young Hayden Christensen here, and that's a GOOD THING. Now back to your regular scheduled blogging. (via Just Jared Jr)



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