You're probably saying to yourself: What is he talking about? What's wrong? Cute boy in his underwear, cute face, cute little muscles, nice nipples, what's not to... HOLY CRAP, DID SOMETHING TAKE A BITE OUT OF HIM? What is going on down there? Nobody's stomach should look like a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces. Just stop it, young man. Go eat a hamburger. That's disgusting. You're making me want to fist your waistline, and that ain't right. Yuck!