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James St. James

Why not?

Tuesday, March 01, 2011 02:33 PM

tags: masking, Monkeys, the coming ape uprising, why not?, wtf?

Why not dress your monkey slaves in JonBenet Ramsey masks? It amuses the tourists and annoys the monkeys. In other words: WIN/WIN! (via Drano Party)

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