Posted by: James St. James contact

new couple alert: Taylor Swift and Chord Overstreet??!!

OH COME ON NOW! Really? Chord Overstreet? MY Chord Overstreet? That's it! I give up! Taylor Swift is officially a gay man. And not just ANY gay man, she's that gay best friend who's slightly better looking than you, who hooks up with EVERY ONE of your crushes then acts ALL INNOCENT and says that "THEY came onto ME," and insinuates that you never stood a chance with them anyway. I hate her. She's a goddamn barnacle in heat, is what she is. She's working her way through every gay man's Fantasy Fuck List, and it's not fair. She's been through Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaall, PROBABLY Lucas Till, even John Mayor who you publically say is a douchebag but you KNOW you would, you KNOW you'd DIE if he said your body was a wonderland. Who's next? Zac Efron? Neil Patrick Harris? ANDERSON COOPER? LEAVE OUR MEN ALONE, TAYLOR! Go date someone like Andy Richter or Adam Sandler or one of The Bachelors. Someone we aren't likely to lynch you over, because we are THISCLOSE to turning on you, bitch. And WHEN WE DO... your record sales will plummet and you'll just be another dried-up old faghag modeling in Richie Rich's fashion shows. You've been warned. (via Pop Eater)



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