Posted by: Aurora contact

Strapped For Cash

This song is really cool. It's such a big hit in the UK. It's bloody amazing and all that. But I have to say if I saw Jessie J at the urinal I'd need to make a point. I'd need her to know that although she was rich and had more glittery lips I was bigger. That my unrated underground cock made hers pale in comparison. 

Jessie J's cock vs. mine:

1. Jessie J's cock originated in Essex. Mine originated in  New York. Point for me.

2. She can do it "like a brother, do it like a dude" and I can do insanely better than any man. Point for me.

3. Jessie's cock is worth £1. My cock was a free sample I presented. Point for Jessie.

4.  My cock is not pretending to be black. Point for me.

5. My cock is 17 inches and as big a child's leg. Hers could not possibly be bigger than Lady Gaga's in those pants.

I feel better now.....

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