Of course you swooned Sunday night when Chris Hemsworth (Thor) walked onstage with Chris Evans (Captain America). As deeply unexcited as I am about both those movies, they sure made a handsome couple. Looking at this closeup of Hemsworth on the red carpet, though, I wonder if SOMEBODY isn't taking a page from the Zac Efron playbook and having a little too much fun with the clear mascara wand. The length and definition are positively Covergirlian. Such separation! It's not natural! Or – GASP – do you think they might even be FALSIES?! Because he looks like freakin' Twiggy.