Gotta say, as much as I despise these people, this card is totally giving me a Dynasty-sized fashion erection. First of all KIM, KIM, KIM is just so VA-VA-KABLAM in that dress, with her hair up and that slash across her chest. Then there's Kourtney and Scott and Baby Mason, off to the side, who look like they're on the cover of Mafia Douchebag Quarterly. LOVE IT! And Khloe, of course, is simply stunning, but WHEN IS SHE NOT? LOVE YOU! Then there's that weird Morticia mannequin standing next to Kim. Is that Kendall? I think that's Kendall. She's going through an awkward phase, isn't she? THEN THER'S ROB! ROB! ROB! OMG, HE'S SUCH A HEARTTHROB! THROB! THROB! I could look at this picture all day. I suddenly want TO BE A KARDASHIAN and POSE ON THOSE STEPS with them!