Posted by: James St. James contact

Rachel Maddow wants you to know that you are ill-mannered and uncouth

Look you garnish-eating vulgarians, if you want food then ORDER SOME DAMN FOOD, don't eat the decorative flourishes in your cocktails LIKE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF UNCIVILIZED HUN. Maddow gets all Miss Manners on your ass in this special etiquette segment, saying: "Garnishes are there to visually amuse you and/or augment the taste and smell of your drink." DO NOT EAT THE LEMON RIND, FOR CHRIST SAKE. Same goes for cocktail olives and Maraschino cherries. Those olives have been fondled and fingered and have probably been lying in warm olive jizz for DAYS, and as for the cherries, well, DON'T GET HER STARTED ON THE CHERRIES. Actually, that's what DOES get her started. Something about bees eating cherries then having red honey, I don't know what she's rambling about, but if I were you you, I wouldn't eat or drink in front of her at all. Nothing like a pissed off finishing school lesbian. 



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