His nom de costume is "Point Five O" and he calls out to me as I pass him by each day. ""Botched lap-band surgery!" he explains when I ask how he came to be bisected. "Obama-care!" he says and rolls his eyes. I don't really know how I'd have sex with him, lots of oral I suppose, but I think about it constantly. I LOVE YOU HALF-MAN/ HALF-ROBOT BOY! (Photo: Thairin Smothers)
