Posted by: James St. James contact

Mozah's muted rainbow tour continues

Eyes! Turbans! Mouth! Figure! Monochrome dress! Voice! Style! Movement! Hands! Magic! Icicle heels! Glamour! Face! Diamonds! Excitement! Image! Wait, go back to that middle thing. Icicle heels? YES, BITCHES, SHE WORE ICICLE HEELS! Has The Dusty Rose of Qatar ever even SEEN an icicle? No matter. Mozah dresses for effect. As Evita once sang: "You're not decorating a girl for a night on the town! And I'm not a second-rate queen getting kicks with a crown! Next stop will be Europe! The muted rainbow's gonna tour dressed up somewhere to go!" You go, Mo. Btw, I love the pic of her and Camilla, as well as the one with her and the Mayor of London (in his ermine robe) and the Duke and Duchess of Gloucester. Fab. And I think Glee's Lea Michele should DEFINITELY play her in the movie of her life. OMG, I'M A GENIUS.

Mo' pictures after the jump. 

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