I stopped in a Halloween pop up store earlier this morning because I've been on the hunt for an adult-sized pumpkin costume. You'd think that would be a staple, right? Well it isn't. So I'm thinking of being a hillbilly. And before you go saying snarkily, "Well, THAT'S a stretch," let me remind you that I am from FLAT land in Arkansas. While I was at the Halloween store, i came across several adult-themed costumes. Like this Little Man in a Canoe costume posted along with this text. Now, it SAYS it's a man in a canoe, but it sure looks like a man in a vagina to me. But wait! There's more!