Posted by: James St. James contact

They treated Matt Lanter like a piece of meat, poor thing

On last night's 90210, poor, homeless Liam needed a job SO DESPERATELY that he – gasp! – took a job at one of those evil Beverly Hills stores where they make you work SHIRTLESS! Yes! One of THOSE PLACES that I've never actually seen before, but have heard whispered about in hushed tones in back alleys. So my baby was OBJECTIFIED by rich, 12-year-old girls and made to WEAR COLOGNE! and CLIMB LADDERS TO GET JEANS JUST SO CUSTOMERS COULD SEE HIS BUTT! The horror! The tragedy! But omg the worst – the most unrepentantly depraved and villainous thing of all – was when they MADE HIM STAND IN THE WINDOW! It was too much! It was like the Gulag! It was like Buchenwald! I LITERALLY cried for his soul. Frankly, I'd rather be homeless. Anyway, here are the pictures. YAY! More after the jump. (via Superherofan)



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