The freaks DO tend to come out around this time of year, and this trash-bag bitch came out to perform at the most recent Bears in Space lot party at Akbar. Her name is Christeene Vale, and she's from Austin, TX. If you like Peaches or Wendy Ho, you'll love Christeene. She showed up to perform wearing a torn pillowcase and carrying a bundle of balloons. Little did we know the balloons were attached to a butt plug that she pulled out of her arse. You KNOW some poor poodle in Beverly Hills thought they found a new bone when the balloons finally popped and the butt plug came crashing back to earth. She has several other videos here and you can buy her EP here. And remember everything about this post is NSFW.