My sugar-booger honey-bunny baby-lover Bruno Mars aka THE ONLY MAN I'LL EVER LOVE, OMG HE'S SO CUTE! SQUEEEAL! was arrested early Sunday morning in the bathroom of the Hard Rock Hotel after security found him to be in possession of narcotics. According to TMZ: "It was unclear what type of narcotics he allegedly had on him." I'm just going to go out on a limb and guess that it was a white, powdery substance that goes up your nose, but maybe I'm just projecting. Anyway, the "Nothin' on You" singer wasn't the only hot druggie in a Vegas courtroom today. Check out how fabulous Paris Hilton looked during her HER drug arraignment here. September is turning out to be quite the coke-fueled month, isn't it?