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Stone age dildo discovered in Sweden

Measuring just slightly over four inches, this penis-shaped object carved out of antler bone (heh, I said bone) was unearthed at a Meseolithic site in Motala, Sweden that's rife with artifacts dating from between 4,000 to 6,000 BC. And of course when you read that, your first thought, like mine, was WELL WHAT THE HELL GOOD IS A FOUR INCH DILDO? I've been thinking about that all morning, you know. And I think it gives credence to a theory of mine that, in general, men's penises are getting bigger every decade. I mean doesn't it seem like EVERY penis you encounter lately is simply gargantuan? And every penis on X-tube is a 10 INCH BLACK MONSTER (or maybe that's the keyword I type in, I don't know)? Also, remember people in general were just smaller back then, so perhaps that four incher was comparable to our 10 INCH BLACK MONSTER. Just a theory. I'll submit it to the scientists in Motala and get back to you. (via Live Science)



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