Posted by: James St. James contact

Things that are real: Nick Hogan, speed racer

I know! Let's play "Create Your Own Nick Hogan Blog Rant!" It goes like this. I'll show this picture of Nick at a drifting event in Las Vegas this week. You, then, fill in the following: Exclamatory sentence, sarcastic quip, indignant rant, obligatory mention of 22-year-old best friend John Graziano, requisite link to hospital picture, discussion of Nick's overwhelming douchebaggery, condemnation of his parents, quick discourse on celebrity children and their sense of entitlement, tasteless comment about his sister's looks (just because), blanket statement about reality stars in general, and then end with a huffy platitude about the world going to Hell. And there you have every blog post ever written about this human waste of space. (via Celebrity Slam)



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