Posted by: James St. James contact

Yuck

Natalie Portman in an absolutely atrocious Lanvin dress at last night's New York City Ballet premiere. And you know what? I'm not even going to dignify this picture with a rant. There's just too much horror here to contemplate. I mean: Where would we even start? After we finished deconstructing the dress (which seems to have done a good job of THAT all on its own), do we discuss the limp, just-hopped-out-of-the-shower hair? The WTF black purse? The Forever 21 belt? OMG, NO. NO. NO. I'm not going to do it. I am just so angry right now. Well, I'm not so much ANGRY, as DISAPPOINTED. And HURT. I expected better from you, young lady! You let me down. You let us ALL down. Now go to your room and THINK about what you wore. And I don't want to see you down here again until you are good and sorry for what you've done. 



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