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Your first look: Jonah Hex

It's Gay Geek-Out Friday at World of Wonder, so let's talk about these delicious costumes for Jonah Hex! Now, I'm gay so the Western genre holds very little for me except for leather chaps and the occasional saloon girl's outfit. And horror/Western mashup comics were NEVER my thing, so the whole cult of Jonah Hex just soared right past me as a child. But my nipples are just ROCK HARD looking at Megan Fox's organ-squishing corset here. In fact the whole look is working for me. I like how it's all dusty and bedraggled. I totally think MORE fashion ought to be dusty and bedraggled. In fact I plan on being dusty and bedraggled TONIGHT, just to kick off the trend. Anyway, I'm very much liking Megan again, and as long as she keeps her mouth shut and her thumbs to herself, I'll say nice things about her. Now about Josh Brolin in the title role here: He's looking chunkier than I remember, but I don't think we're expected to swoon over the character ANYWAY, so I'll let that slide. And while I could do without his scarred grimace, I LOVELOVELOVE the extremely post-distressed retro-Old West Confederate duster. I would rock that in a HEARTBEAT! The trailer for Jonah Hex will premiere tonight before A Nightmare on Elm Street and I'm interested to hear if anyone else is excited to see this or not. I think based on these two outfits here, it's a definite YES for me. (via Nike Talk, t/y Dustin)



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