My inner dialogue upon viewing this picture of Spencer Pratt: "He's just horrible! But he looks kind of hot here! But he's THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET! But those little nips, they're SO CUTE! OMG, he totally disgusts me! But I'd totally do him! NO! NO! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS! Maybe. Come on! LOOK AT HIM! He has good hair! Omg, he has AWFUL HAIR, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Those lips look nice! And those arms! I want him to hug and kiss me!" And I think my brain just dribbled out earholes.