Posted by: James St. James contact

I'm putting this is the 'fail' column

It's rare that I criticize Dita's sartorial choices. I usually like her whole "put together" vibe. Sometimes, though, you just want to tell her to take a Xanax and chill the fuck out. Take a day off. Watch Days of Our Lives. Go to the grocery store in your pajamas. I feel like she's probably tense and ready to crack ALL THE TIME. Like just the slightest thing would set her off. This is one of those outfits that makes me think she obsessed over WHAT TO WEAR WHAT TO WEAR OMG WHAT TO WEAR TO COACHELLA? "It's gotta be casual, but not TOO casual AND WHAT THE HELL IS CASUAL, ANYWAY? Maybe something in an early Madonna cone bra? And some jaunty sailor pants? That's casual, right? Right? TELL ME THAT SAILOR PANTS ARE CASUAL, GODDAMNIT! And if I  just let my hand rest on my hip pocket like this, all relaxed and informal-like, and unclench my jaw just a little and smile like I'm really unconcerned about all the garbage at my feet and what the heat and smoke is doing to my hair... OMG CAN SOMEBODY TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC DOWN, I'M TRYING TO BE CASUAL HERE, PEOPLE!" Yes that's what I think is going on in Dita's mind here.



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