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The Kiefer Brief

You read about it, surely. The tabs, rags, and blogs today were saying that actor Kiefer Sutherland, 43, deciding to tie one on bigtime last night in London where he was promoting his movie Twelve, headed out to Stringfellow's strip club and proceeded to get shitfaced and shirtless and was allegedly described by witnesses as – and we love this – "absolutely screamingly paralytic." Bouncers reportedly had to "muscle" the unruly half-dressed drunk out onto the sidewalk, where he collapsed, giggling. A spokesman from Stringfellow's, however, has such a differently complected, unrealistic version of the story that it's hilarious. Read both accounts at ONTD.

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