Madonna won't be watching next week's Glee episode honoring her music. Apparently she's unaware of the show and, supposedly, doesn't have a television. A friend of hers told Pop Eater's Rob Shuter, "Madonna doesn't have a TV and has no idea what Glee is." The friend said that Glee's producers asked her if she wanted to make an appearance in the episode but "she said 'no thanks' and, to be honest, she would rather they sing an Elton John song than butcher one of hers." Hrumph. As Shuter points out, Madge says yes to appearing on the godawful Marriage Ref, but no to the delightful Glee? What up with that? She will, however, be earning $100,000 in royalties from the butchering.