Posted by: Aurora contact

Cock And Load

Oh my goodness! It's spring cleaning at the dungeon!  It's extra storage space for the parental visit! It's the refrain to the song by Kelis "My dick brings all the kids to the yard – damn right it's better than yours."

FYI: Properly looked after, cunt is not "fishy." I'm going to start referring to drag kings as "musky" now. As in "musky, moldy, mothball  balls." All dirty balls should be made dishwasher safe, don't you think?